arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via guy)

justdorothynodandridge:

Kayden’s first time experiencing rain (x)

(Source: tatymaslany, via sassysamwinchester)

kids these days don’t get to see ed edd n eddy that’s why they get all lonely. they don’t kno that teamwork make the dream work

(Source: netscapeshawty, via cumsock)

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

(via sassysamwinchester)

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

(Source: collegehumor, via guy)

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here
Trust me on this, I am an animalologist. 

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Trust me on this, I am an animalologist. 

(Source: anythingcomic.com, via mama-si)

accidently:

satanswolfpack:

accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

hope you don’t die the same way

thank you, valued supporter

accidently:

satanswolfpack:

accidently:

stevieknickers:

accidently:

im running for student council

I’d vote for you

thank you, citizen 

hope you don’t die the same way

thank you, valued supporter

(via your-demigodishness)