koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

(via pizza)

that walk when you get called out of class to leave early

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(Source: 911official, via pottersjackson)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells, via pizza)

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

(Source: severeproblems, via pottersjackson)

Anonymous Asked:
You wake up next to a dude can't remember but he's hot af

taint3ed:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via crafty-sherlockian)

yesysabella:

i am laughing with delight like a small school child.

yesysabella:

i am laughing with delight like a small school child.

(Source: jtotheizzoe, via crafty-sherlockian)