And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.
Oh the good old days
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute.
Trigger warning: Breakfast
reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers
how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.
aka im a terrible person
the holy trinity
KNOCK ONCE FOR THE FATHER
TWICE FOR THE SON
THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST
Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average